"Ummm. Were you expecting something from Uzbekistan?"
Check out the crazy wax seal:
I told him 'no' and denied his claims that I was a secret international drug dealer. I opened the (shockingly well-glued) package and realized that I just might be something worse than a measly drug dealer.
I'm an eBay addict.
Two hand-embroidered Uzbek Suzani pillowcases.
I honestly didn't even remember buying them. I had to go into my eBay account to see if they were really mine.
I think I need an intervention.